ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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