return my video game
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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