I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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