i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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