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mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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