a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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