what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
