ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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