Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
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Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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