Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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