i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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