:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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