I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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