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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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