who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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