I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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