Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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