Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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