Christians are straight up FREAKS
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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