Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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