pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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