What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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