Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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