Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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