When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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