OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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