lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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