Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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