If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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