2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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