We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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