So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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