remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
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Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
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U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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