it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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