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at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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