did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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