so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
lets start a swedish sibling band together
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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