would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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