I don't think brook has ever known best
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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