I love black thongs
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
