I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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