I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Randomize