Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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