The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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