Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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