Non-Jews are for practice
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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