Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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