I don't think brook has ever known best
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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