I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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