Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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