we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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