You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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