How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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