Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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